One liners suck.

Yes, they do.

One liners show a lack of care and energy to an RP?

I think one liners should not exist.

Ciao

...that was annoying, huh? I think so too. When someone posts only to say the obvious, I think we can all agree that they could as well have skipped their turn. Is it really so hard to give something for the other player to work with? Look, I know you are pleased, but can you say something else less obvious? Maybe tell me about the look on your face, your body movement, the way you spoke those words, anything! If I have to RP with an emotion-less wall, I will go write a story, instead. I should have to guess everything the other is doing. Seriously. I'm pissed off. There's another post in, right now. I bet you 10 imagino-bucks that it sucks. Ciao!

Games and cheating

So you think you wrote a nice little post that others will appreciate and that will ensure that the repliers have all the tools in hand to do the same and give everyone a nice RPing experience? Wrong!

From the shadows of hell will emerge a creature known as the game-modder. This savage beast is easily recognized in the wild by its uncanny ability to do everything perfectly. When confronted, the wild god-modder will defend itself using hallow arguments, faulty logic and will always be right, no matter the weight of the proof against it. If met, the appropriate action is to subdue with sweet talking and to avoid further contact. If impossible, then patience is a good weapon to have.

If you haven't guessed, my newest RP met with this creature of the fifth circle of hell. My character, a sweet, innocent anthro espeon named Kai was happily gathering berries for her tribe when the god-modder, enbodied by a male anthro birdy pokemon, came into the scene. Kai sensed the air currents and was able to tentatively throw her spear in his general direction to hopefully hit him and get away. Seeing that there was 10% chance that he might lose, the god-modder attacked with force to secure his top spot. In a short time lapse (read one post) he avoided the spear, dashed at poor innocent espeon, grabbed her neck, knocked her out, ate her berries, lifted her unconsious body and flew back to his village. To make it worse, he stole content from previous posts and did impossible stuff. God-modders have such a sweet life, huh?

Seriously though, the morale of this post is that god-modding sbd it's little brother powerplaying are bad. Don't god-mod kids, if you don't want to end up like our "friend" here. *point at person being hated by everyone else on a public chat* With that said, I will go for now. Ciao.

...

My laptop just blew up.

I am angry.

I want sad.

I want destroy.

Argh.

[End of phone tensmission. CIAO]