The return of the random morning post

Sparktail: *shows the scenes of yesterday's episode where he threatened to transform me into something to be mean* Hello. Since nobody expressed their opinion, I will choose mine over the opinion of everyone else! *cruel laugh*

He scares when he is all villain-like. *shudder*

Sparktail: *sets the TF gun* Since you are going to receive your Halloween costume and I think it's a bit childish to diguise at your age, I'm going to make you a chibi-umbreon. Hehehe! *shoots*

*turned into an eevee-sized umbreon* Hey! That's my favorite transformation! You don't have right to... Wait... I'm a chibi umbreon *wag tail* Yay! I'm awesome! *run all around the nest and Sparktail excitingly* Weee!

Sparktail: *pouts* He wasn't supposed to like it... Damn... Meh, I guess I will go back annoying Sa- I mean, Kai. Those two are too similar, itheys confusing. *shakes his head and walks away*

*still running around childishly* Ciao!

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Sparktail: *montre la scene du dernier épisode où il a menacé de me transformer en quelque chose pour le fun.* Salut. Puisque personne a voté, je vais décider moi-même de la transformation pis ignorer l'opinion du monde enter *rire maléfique*

Il me fais quasiment peur quand il essaye d'être maléfique. *tremble*

Sparktail: *règle le TF gun* Puisque que tu as reçu ton costume d'Halloween pis que je trouve que c'est bébé de ce déguiser en Pokemon à ton âge, je vais te transformer en bébé umbreon. Héhéhé! *tire sur moi*

*transformé en bébé umbreon* Hé! C'est ma transformation favorite! T'à pas le droit de me la vol-- attend une minute... je suis un bébé umbreon! *bouge ma queue rapidement* Yay! Je suis cool! *cours autour de Sparktail avec entrain* Weeee!!!

Sparktail: *fait la baboune* Il était pas supposé d'aimer ça... calisse... Bah... je suppose que je vais retourner achaler Sa.. oh, je veux dire, Kai. Ces deux là se ressemblent trop. *part*

*Encore en train de courir partout comme un enfant* Ciao!

Random morning post

Sparktail: *walks in, holding the TF gun* Hello, DPL friends and readers and family. Don't mind me, I'm not about to use the TF gun to transform DPL into something something for the heck of it.

*roll my eyes* Don't you have anything better to do? If it's about the fact we live in a burrow at shrunken size, then it has been 4 weeks now! Get over it!

Sparktail: Oh, I plan to, but I won't give, I will take. I'm taking over this place! As for you, you will be shrunk and given to Paige as a toy.

What? You can't do that! Paige doesn't like being dominant! It will make her uncomfortable!

Sparktail: Exactly. Or I could make you a girl to embarrass you two, or I could make you an eevee so you would be her pet or maybe mix them up! Hehe. What to choose? Hmm... I know! I will ask your previous readers for their opinion! *look at the "screen"* To choose the transformation to force on DPL by leaving your answer in a comment. If no comment is received by tomorrow morning, I will choose a random one.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Sparktail (un pikachu): *marche vers moi* Salut DPL, amis, lecteurs et sa famille. Faite pas attention a moi, je ne suis certainement a veille d'utiliser mon pistolet de ransformation (TF gun) sur DPL juste parce que ca me tente. *sourire malefique*

*roulement de yeux* T`a vraiment rien de mieux a faire de ton temps? Si c'est a propos du fait que je nous ait retrecit et enfermer dans un nid souterrain, ben essaye un peu de passer par dessus! Ca fait 4 semaines qu'on ait ici!

Sparktail: C'est exactement ce que je vais faire. Je pense que je vais te retrecir et te donner a Paige comme jouet.

Woah! Tu peux pas faire ca! Qui va proteger le nid? Pis de toute facon, Paige aime pas etre dominante et elle va etre incomfortable!

Sparktail: Exactement pourquoi je fais ca. Ou je pourrais year transformer en fille et vous embarraser tout les deux. Ou te transformer en eevee et te donner a Paige comme animal de compagnie! Hmm... Tellement de tortures possible. Donne moi un moment pour y reflechir...

A SUIVRE...

Short week, short temper

Hello everyone...

I will keep my morning rant short this morning, because I really don't feel like it.
So, you know what sucks, other than me? Feeling sick do (althought, now that I think about it, it is kinda related to me sucking). As if I needed to feel sick. Feeling wasn't enough, huh? I'm looking at you, God! Seriously, that sucks. Being late at work sucks. Waiting for screwy bus sucks. I will probably rant about that tomorrow. For now, I will dig myself a hole and hide in it until I feel better. I'm sure one of my dozens of recycled characters (read fucking imaginary friends) can dig it for me. If not, they suck too.

Ciao.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I dunno if we are really supposed to give thanks on Thanksgiving, but I feel it is appropriate. The list will probably be large and most of those people will never see it, but heh... it's my blog. I do whatever I want on it. In fact, I think I will write things related to my family in French in give them the link, just because I can.

Rougia: Thanks for having been there for me in the last month of so and having listening to some of my whining. I love the RPs we have together when we have time to and generally you're very nice. Yay!

Kirby Oak: Thanks for having been my best friend for 9-10 out of the 12 months since last Thanksgiving. Thanks for the countless hours of RPing. This said, I still haven't forgiven you for your act of betrayal. After all, leaving only because I'm a bit emotional is kinda like ignoring the fact I still wanted to do stuff with you, despite having to put up with your extreme laziness, extreme pickyness, general apatethicness toward a lot of things and a total lack of ability to compromise. Then again, your faults is probably part of why you left, since someone stronger would have not betrayed me like this. Yeah... I'm still sour about that, especially when you call yourself the victim and think of yourself of having been the perfect friend. Well, I will tell you one thing: Rougia might be a lot less available than you were, but she's a much better friend overall. 'nuff said... oh wait, I kinda went away from the topic. Err... thanks for all the fun and all... I miss the RPing... although that's the only thing I miss, so... *shrug and pet Paige, then hide*

FD: Thanks for your great RP ideas and your openness, despite the way I act. You are probably the nicest person I have ever met, even though we don't really have a lot of common liking.

KA: Thanks for listening to my talking from work and my randomness. I'm sure you could be doing much funner things than listening to my childishness.

Sil: Thanks for being nice with me and being some fun to talk to.

Mr. Small: Thanks for being such a cool manager. Heh.

Moman: Merci d'être toujours là quand j'ai besoin d'aide, d'être toujours à l'écoute. Tu est la meilleure mère au monde.

Mylène: Merci d'ètre une soeur cool. Bon, c'est sur que tu passe ton temps a essayer de faire tes jokes et insultes sur moi, mais je sais bien que tu m'aime bien dans le fond. Tu est aussi la seule dans la famille a savoir certain trucs sur moi, donc ça montre a quel point j'ai confience en toi. Continue comme ça, Milou.

Marjorie: Merci de montrer ton amour pour moi. Des fois, tu le montre a peu trop, mais c'est correct, je te pardonne.

Billy et Joey: Bien... vous êtes... hmm... ok.

Lévis: Merci d'être un beau père correct. Tu peu être â l'écoute, des fois. C'est cool. Essait de slacker un peu sur l'alchool. Ça serait encore plus cool.

Princesse: Tu est le meilleur chien de tout les temps. Bon, j'avou que tu a un eu ralentit et que tu ne peut pas comprendre ce que j'écrit, mais c'est pas grave. Je vais quand même te lancer ton jouet la prochaine fois que je viens à la maison.

Grand-moman: Merci d'être la grand moman la plus à l'écoute que je connaisse. Tu est un vrai ange. J'espère que tu va vivre encore 30 ans.

Autre membres de la famille: Merci d'être là.

I think that's all. If I forgot anyone else, thanks anyway. Ciao!

Waste-of-time-ness

Hello everyone.

Today has been a total waste of time. I did exactly nothing productive. Well, except ideating for a new RP. And posting a few times on an active RP. But those weren't really what I wanted to do. Not that they weren't fun. But anyway... yeah... I feel bad. I'm hungry too, but I'm feeling too down to eat. Meh. I dunno why I feel like this. I should have called my mom today too. I suck. Ciao.

Managing time

Today was a productive day. I've wrote posts, two entries for my Magic story, got my clothes cleaned and sent my work clothes to the dry cleaner. As I said this morning, I also went to dinner with my manager. I've learned a lot of things about him and that was cool. The big thing is that he's not even 30 years old, which is kinda weird. His wife is not canadian and he's a tech geek. So, I think it was kinda cool. The chicken was good, Wii Sport Resort was fun to play and it was all around nice to talk about lotsa things. The not fun part was when nobody talked, because I quickly realized that the three of us were shy people, so those moments ended up like silent, then awkward laugh, the more silence. It was weird. I also didn't appreciate that bad joke about French-Canadians. *grumble* Yes, we celebrate Christmas! What kind of question is that? Seriously! Meh. That was the stupidest question I have ever been asked. Anyway... if I ignore that, it was pretty much good. Overall, it felt like I always thought it would feel lf I had visited Kirby's home. Lotsa fun, some awkwards moments and a tad bit of uncomfortableness. And I didn't even have to go to another country to experience that, just another province. Yup. Now I'm sleepy. Ciao!

Long weekend!

Foot note: I think my phone is cursed.

Good news, everyone! Tonight is the start of a long Thanksgiving weekend. I will wait until Monday to give my thanks, though. For now, it's time to think about all the cool things I will have time to do during the long weekend! I will get to buy food, clean my clothes, but things, go to appointments, buy a new laptop, buy more things, RP, more RP playing games, dance, happiness, fun, greatness, calling people, chatting with friends, posting on my blog, writing stuff, sleeping, eating, drinking and going to the bathroom!

Magic: Don't forget hockey! Shot, shot, shot, GOOAAAL!!!

Oh, yeah, and hockey! Long weekend were usually a good occasion to do fun things, like teasing Sarah (read vore and sex) or teasing Kira (read jar and pensil), but those are out of my reach for the time being (read a hell lot of time). Dear not, long weekend, because I have devised a henipus master plan to avoid boredom. Tonight, when people will expect it less, Kagai will jump in the vorum with Miya and Magic on her back, will shrink everything in sight and play with all their new toys!

Magic and Kagai: Yay!

Miya: I won't do that. It's mean toward all those innocent people. I do not do evil.

But... Who will hold the gun?

Miya: It's not my problem. *crosses her paws*

*groan* Oh, Kagai! Miya wanted me to tell you that her psychic energy is an open buffet! Feel free to take as much you want!

Kagai: Really? Yay! It's so tasty! *starts sucking Miya's energy with her dark powers*

Miya: *mews in pain and holds her head* Ow! Ok! Ok! Oww! Make her stop and I... Will do it!

Good, I knew you would see the light. *give Kagai a chew toy and send her away* Then, I think I'm ready for the biggest fun of the weekend! Ciao, everyone!

Disclaimer: No mew were hurt in the making of this post.

Short posting and hockey: epic fail

I'm gonna keep it short this morning, since I don't have much time. Busy man is busy and short on time. First of all, I got fed up yesterday by the short posts, so I countered by posting my shortest post ever, ever. It had a grand total of 2 words. That should teach him about doing real short posts.

In another news, the Habs train got totalled last night, suffering nothing less than a crushing defeat 1-7 at the hand of the mighty Canucks. It was most certainly the worst game ever, the grandest of lost, the most humiliating beating that this world has ever seen.

Magic: Hyperboles, yay!

Yay! And now, its time to go. Ciao.

Avi, Asf, Apple

Hello everyone,

Today, I completed my work with leaning and working with the AVI and ASF audio/video codecs. So, to celebrate this milestone, I will start thinking about how to accomplish my next task...

...ist joking. I will do that tomorrow morning in the bus or later tonight, if I find the time to. I think I deserve a break from annoying thing, don't you agree Sparktail?

Sparktail: *tied up, gagged and trapped in a cage* Mmmmffttt!!!

I thought so. Since Sparktail is usually a mood ruiner, I decided to put him in there for a time put. I think Alpha said something about that, so I should listen. I think. I'm not 100% sure, but then again, Alpha is a very wise and mysterious old man. He gas that airs around him. Like in pokemon, minus the blue. I suspect he might be a mage. Hehe.

So, yeah, I'm in a good mood. A tad tired, but that's because I watched a late hockey game last night and I sure don't regret it. We narrowly lost, but it was an awesome game. Magic couldn't stand still at the edge of her seat, so much it was exciting. The 3rd period was the best.

Magic: Yup! They shot, ran, shot, shot, shot, ran, shot, shot, shot...

...and too bad all that extreme action didn't lead to a goal, explaining why we lost 3-4. It was still awesome, though. *silence* Well, I'm already put of things to say. Hmm... Well, there was a video meeting at lunch time and I ate pizza. I also freed the rest of the Greek eevee from their Canon jail lab and have them a new home. I only took the 24 first ones. Kirby Oak can keep the last 4 ones. They are his original creations afterall.

On that, ciao everyone! *pet Omega*

-DPL

PS: EEVEE!!!

One liners suck.

Yes, they do.

One liners show a lack of care and energy to an RP?

I think one liners should not exist.

Ciao

...that was annoying, huh? I think so too. When someone posts only to say the obvious, I think we can all agree that they could as well have skipped their turn. Is it really so hard to give something for the other player to work with? Look, I know you are pleased, but can you say something else less obvious? Maybe tell me about the look on your face, your body movement, the way you spoke those words, anything! If I have to RP with an emotion-less wall, I will go write a story, instead. I should have to guess everything the other is doing. Seriously. I'm pissed off. There's another post in, right now. I bet you 10 imagino-bucks that it sucks. Ciao!

Lack of sleep + Lack of food + Lack of lack of emotions = Somethin' not... fun

*is a half-asleep chibi-espeon submissived by evil umbreon* Hi..ya.

I had stuff to say, tonight, but I forget. It was probably something. Important. Buuuuut... it happens. The pikachu is biting an apple in the tree and the tree is green. Hehe... random thought. SOOOOOOOO.... yeah... I'm tired. Kinda. Like. Very, very... a lot. *sob-laugh mix randomly* Heh... sniff... It's a great day. I enarly... worked today. Nearly. With an N and an y. I wub apples! And meat.

I feel like I'm being away from the topic... whatever is was. Yay, I compelted another sentence. Oh... ueah! I remember. Today, I... epic failed. At work. Because I didn't work a lot, nearly slept and played games on phone... kinda. It was more like stuff. And RPing and a shiny ship, plane, word typing thingy game fun. And RPing.

I like RPing.

Yeah, and about cheese, I think it should taste better sometime. But not that sometime. Other time. Ok. I think I'm starting to write stuff that is not sane. maybe. Peharps. It could be. Who knows? Sparktail? Magic? Kagai? Kai? THE POPE?

I like RPing.

And cheese. And chocolate. And cute. And sex. And RPing cute sex in chocolate in a cheese pot with people eating in it. will try to remember idea. Ok. Now I thin i'm done. Ci-a-o. Ciao. CIAO. CIAO!!!!!!!!

PS: I like RPing.
PPS: Eevee...sized espeon me.

Bus Time, part 1

I'm gonna update this entry a few times today, as I will narrate my incredible bus adventure, also called boring hell.

6:15AM: Got into the bus going to Ottawa. I can see two people in the bus, including me, so it's safe to say that my stuff is safe. It would be interesting to note that I didn't get one second of sleep last night. This trip will test my ability to sleep in a moving vehicle.

7:10AM: Am in the bus to Montral. Nap time. Hopefully, that goes well.

9:20AM: Arrived in Montreal and now in the bus going to Sherbrooke. Home sweet home, I'm coming... In 3 hours 45 minutes... Heh.

1:40PM: Finally arrived at Sherbrooke. Those last 4 hours flew past me thanks to Rou. "Me" and I truly appreciate what you did this morning. You could have gone to sleep, yet you stayed, turning a boring trip into a pleasurable experience. You're awesome, Rou! On a related note, I also worked on Miya's character sheet. Only her mage specific stuff and merits to choose and I'm done.

This conclude this 7 hours bus trip. Stay tuned tomorrow for the trip back to Ottawa. Ciao! *go wedding*